I love the Holiday Season, I get time off and I basically sit around my apartment wondering what to do with myself with all my time off other than take out the garbage in a timely fashion to keep the Mrs.Happy. I have realized that the majority of what I do with my self is done to keep the Mrs. happy. Things such as shaving regular hair cuts, cooking elaborate dishes and deserts like this chocolate souffle
You thought I was joking? I puts it down!!!! In the kitchen at least, at least until the wife is not mad with for sorta leaving my side of the dresser a mess and being an all around slob I guess. So what to get the woman who has everything I can afford to give her ? Jewelry? $25 Organic Fruit ? A book ?
I know what you're thinking but I cannot give my soul away I like it, and that happens when we reach old age. You can also scratch neckties out I gave her one already. Here are some awesome Ideas
- Family Matters Season 1
- Rainbow Bright Memorabilia
- A Grip - as in get grip muta f*&cker
- An Anonymous used Jock Strap from the 2009 NBA finals*
- Life-sized Statue of Biggie Smalls -Baby baaabaaaay
** - Etymology Note: The word jockstrap has purportedly been in use since 1897 and ultimately traces its origin from jock in the slang sense of penis.
I honestly intended to take this blog post seriously but it didn't happen. I was going to review some products for your feedback, but fuck it I suppose.
PEACE
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