Last Post got me into Trouble with the Wife!!!!

Hey Guys & Dolls

My last post got me into some hot water. It turns out that my significant other does not look forward to getting a grip for Christmas. Also she doesn't think that regular shaving, haircuts, and the other finer points of personal hygiene should be done for her.

It turns out that they should be done because life is a rosey-happy place where everyone is well groomed, doesn't refer to a two piece as a good sucker punch followed up a haymaker for good measure and of course has good credit, oh and there is an overpriced Zanzibar on every corner.


I think this call for some Mulla Nasruddin jokes. Mulla Nasruddin is a fictional character who's joking and quizzical says often hide some deeper truth. He is a classic character in many sufi stories but that's enough of that.Yes - I am sleeping on the couch tonight but no problem, Mo and Soleil will keep me company

Mulla Nasrudin reported to the superintendent of the mental hospital and asked: "Have any of your male patients escaped lately?" "Why do you ask? said the superintendent. "BECAUSE, " said the Mulla, "SOMEONE HAS RUN OFF WITH MY WIFE."

A man said to his friend Mulla Nasrudin: "Who is the boss in your house?" "Well," said Nasrudin, "my wife assumes command of the children, the servants, the dog and the parakeet. BUT I SAY PRETTY MUCH WHAT I PLEASE TO THE GOLDFISH."

Mulla Nasrudin's wife said to him at a buffet supper: "That's the fifth time you have gone back for more fried chicken. Doesn't it embarrass you?" "NOT AT ALL," he said. "I KEEP TELLING THEM I AM GETTING IT FOR YOU."